Why My Boyfriend Is A Douchebag Part II

22 Aug

K grabbed my back today… and then proceeded to pinch my back fats. In retaliation, I pinched his, although I know for a fact I had more fats on my back than he does on his entire body. So, in his effort to be endearing, I sincerely shake my head:

K: Hahaha, it’s your back boobs! Your back has boobs! You always wanted to supersize your boobs to a double D right? Now you have it on your back!

He said that with way too much glee.

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